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the application of hot sauce to the penis and performing anal sex
Before I go patroling I give her a fire roasted corn holing.
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1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.
2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?
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A shot of tequila plus a few splashes of tabasco garnished with with a small piece of crispy bacon in a shot glass. Enjoy courtesy GB&TP
"Bartender, do you know how to make a a pig caught in a prarie fire? Why yes I do let me grab some bacon and make one for ya!
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When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"
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When a woman spreads her legs but all that's there is a family of rats, this position is extremely popular among people in Ethiopia.
Chuck: have you ever commit none virgin? Dave: no I tried but I got fire egg cheese clowned
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A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
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Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.
Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!
Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?
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