The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

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jesus fucking h christ!

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.

A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!

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let Jesus out of the capsule

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.

I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

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Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh

"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"

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Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

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Holy Sweet Jesus Shit

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief

Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

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