A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Half-first cousin’s grandchild.
My half-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
Half-sibling's great-granddaughter.
My half-great-great-niece is a good person.
Half-sibling's great-granddaughter.
half-great-great-niece.
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Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.
Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.