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Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 26, 2017


Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!

Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024


Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.

- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)

by frittatita December 25, 2022


happy tummy

Feeling happy with yourself after stuffing your mouth with an excessive amount of food even though you are about to vomit

I’ve got happy tummy after eating that disgusting burrito

by Salmon ain’t corn July 27, 2020


Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by May 14, 2024


Happy Hour Finger

{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.

Similar to lunch finger.

Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!

Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.

Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.

Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.

by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011


Happy Hitler

When you threaten to commit the second Holocaust to a certain minority.

“I fucking hate these niggers all they do is camp they probably aren’t ready when I Happy Hitler them”

by Sawyer is a whitescarver April 8, 2021