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when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
Durable goods that are no longer desireable or broken that are to be discarded.
my yard is full of hard rubbish / i guess the neighbors must think i run a meth lab
When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person
Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.
Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.
when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.
A quote from Anthony P, 2021
jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!