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Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".
Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.
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suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
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Destroy my pussy daddy! Yeah! Uh! Harder! Fuuuuucckk I’m gonna squirt! 😩 oh my god ! Harder harder harder 😩 uh yes I cummed.
Fuck me daddy or I’ll suck the soul out of your giant cock
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The plea for haters to step out the way so one can finally excel and shine thus giving haters something better to hate on.
"That nigga is a bitch and will never sing love songs on this record label!"
"Stop hating and let me be great. Ole weak ass trick."
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Timmy: Me when the
Jenny: wdym?
Timmy: its me when the when the
Jenny: what does that mean though?
Timmy: are you deaf? its me when the
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A YouTuber who plays games not to win but to mess around and laugh alot. He plays multiple games ranging from horror to vr shooters. He's a great youtuber who is also know for his famous characters such as: Jim Pickens, Grognack(GTA RP), Grognack(Fallout),etc.
Me:Hey have you check out Call Me Kevin's YouTube channel. It's pretty awesome and funny
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Inspired by ex Prem legend Mario Balotelli, 'Why Always Me' is used when a person feels that something has gone against them. It can be said in frustration, or sheer sadness at the bad luck you feel you have just experienced.
Graham quickly goes to drink his glass of water, having sustained a brutal thirst on this hot summer day. As he goes to take a sip, he drops the glass and spills it all over his chest. leaving him drenched and embarrassed. "Why always me?" says an obvious saddened, fed up and moist Graham.
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