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The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Someone who kinda exists August 3, 2020


mahogany music maker

One’s asshole

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!

by HammerLife June 22, 2023


stole my music money

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....

Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.

by RealBunnyMama84 May 30, 2021


Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.

“Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”

by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022


The Holy Trinity of music

Beyonce, Rihanna & Nicki Minaj

A: I would love to hear a collaboration between the Holy trinity of music.
B: Me too, i love Beyonce, Rihanna and Nicki Minaj too

by Tenew01 April 21, 2022


Elevator music

The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load

When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors

by Leviathan 666 March 6, 2021


Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017