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The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
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The act of boiling pounds of Greek yogurt and pouring it on your first born child.
"Julie, your baby is soooo cute! I hope he survives hot yoga next Wednesday!"
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a hot shot is a high priority freight train.
"that hot shot wasn't stopping for no coal train"
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N. A method of getting drunk where the alcohol is delivered directly to the blood stream by means of rectal absorption. The preferred method requires insertion of an airline shooter in the anus and standing on ones head. Named after Chachi from the TV show, a good boy that never drank.
James hated the taste of alcohol but he liked getting drunk so he started his evenings with a Hot Chachi or two.
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The act of strapping a piece of plastic wrap or 'cling wrap' to your chest and having somone shit on it. AKA: Sanitary Cleveland Steamer
I enjoy a Hot Plate much more than a Cleveland Steamer because the cleanup is much easier!
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To get angry and about to hit somebody.
Nigga was gettin' hot, he was bout to steal on that bitch
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Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".
Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.
See Hot Toddy
Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"
JFK: "Yes, Mar..."
Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
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