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this is what you steal from dining halls when you are bored in college and have nothing better to do with your time or your life.
P1: i just started a new wet floor sign collection in my room!
P2: for why tho?
P1: cause i enjoy wet floor signs... all of them... i want EVERY ONE... especially from bent ;)
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What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.
Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.
He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.
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An African American stripper specializing in moisture-positive strip teases.
1: Brad, what's all over your shirt?
2: Oh, you know, I got hit by the Wet Brown Hell last night.
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What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.
Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!
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Someone who has not showered or bathed in many days, even weeks.
While sitting beside John Hill, I could tell he had a bad case of Stinky Wet Ass
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A chappaqua with much more talent then The flu or The undecided
Jon kinney march 13" man caution wet floor kicks ass i wish the flu was this good "
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A super cool girl who is funny, smart, sophisticated, and has a nice rack
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