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Something you take in order to poop
Man I can't crap I need too take my poop pill
the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit
Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!
Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop
1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time
See also: Great idea
Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."
When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.
Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop
When you pee and poop at the same time.
Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.
1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size
2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time
3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!
2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!
3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to