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When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home
You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."
the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit
Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!
Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop
1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time
See also: Great idea
Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."
When you pee and poop at the same time.
Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.
1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size
2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time
3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!
2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!
3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to
The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.
Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."