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to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.
"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."
getting off watching someone wear your socks
look at this sock cucker
Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.
Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker
When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch
Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.
A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.
"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"
The day a divorce becomes final.
The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.