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Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.
girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.
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The act of defecating upon one's chest and then preceding to ejaculate upon it.
You should have seen the size of this Brazilian Cinnamon Roll I took on this hoe last night!
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After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
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T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.
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Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.
Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?
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Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.
I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
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The act of leaving a bad date. Stop what you're doing, drop the date, and roll out.
John: "Yea bro my date sucked, she wouldn't stop talking about her toenail collection."
Erik: "Sick dude, what did you do?"
John: "Stop Drop and Roll."
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