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Everything is $69 and the chef likes to roast people.
I went to La Beef last night and ordered the stew. It was moldy but the chef said my eyes were buggy
Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
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When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.
Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.
A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.
Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.
A mysterious crack only ever seen at haazendale once you see it you learn the truth, a true blessing from. The profit once you see you learn the truth and can be expected into the kraal and go home.