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To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.
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When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸
“Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”
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Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.
Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.
Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"
Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."
Man: "Is there a cure?"
Friend: "Divorce."
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An affectionate term used for a loved one.
Nerrisa: Markie! you're my Boo Boo
Markie: Nerrisa! you're my Boo Boo Cakes! A boo boo has to have something to eat right?
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German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.
Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.
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A pancake but just more funny and better
Mmmm i got some pany cakes to breakfeast
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when a person smiles or laughs or has a strange facial expression.
shane was cheese caking after becky told him she was pregnant with his baby.shane was filled with joy to become a father.So then Becky started to cheese cake as well to become a mother and that shane was just as happy as her.
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