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Apparently, a country that has been blessed by God.
It's what Alabama isn't, despite the amount of people in Alabama named Cleatus who proclaim "THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY!!!!" after drinking 20 beers and fucking their sister. If Alabama truly is "God's country", then he must have really fucked up.
Yes, because "God's country" is obviously a place full of rednecks who take a shower once a year, drink more beer in one day than the average alcoholic does in an entire week, watch NASCAR because seeing cars going around in circles at 200 miles an hour for 3 hours is REALLY EXCITING (apparently), read the entire Bible in one night, and hate black people (though they still call them niggers because they can't get over the fact that they lost the Civil War and that segregation was abolished).
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God complex is usually used for people who are arrogant and rude but it's also a kink. It when you like being called God while fucking
Ten: hey kun what do you like to be called when your fucking
Kun: first of all why do you ask me such questions secondly God
Yangyang: *behind the door whispering to hendery* holy shit kun has a God complex
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What is Rain God? What is RAIN GOD??!!
The most almighty of the holy, the greatest of everything.
The bringer of peace and prospairity.
The destroyer of worlds and creater of life.
The son of cheech and the father of blaze.
Inder his wings, Persian the Mighty and Tommygun the Cheeched Lung?
Take it form me my bretheren! Kneel to the Rain God and accept his teachings! He will show the new the way of Reaping the Pink Gates! His tool? The Cheeba! The Herb of life!
But, beware of the Evil BlueBarry! He is strong in the attempt to destroy the Rain God!
That is the Rain God my freinds.
"RAAAIIN GOD!!!" (split your fingers down the middle like from startreck, thoes bastards don't deserve the sign! Rain God!)
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a term used when throwing a grenade into the air without a perticular target but is in a general direction
is called before the throw to earn respect if by chance it hits anything
commonly used in online games like call of duty
A: hey watch this "grenade of god"
*throws grenade over a building*
B: theres no way thats going to hit anything
*grenade hits*
A: told you it would
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One who pushes there religious beliefs on others
I'm tired of these Catholic god-fucks around here telling me to go to church.
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Master of the fine art of MAKING BEATS to twerk your phat ghetto ass to.
A Chop God is a king of chopping beats on the computer screen.
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(Adj.) Some find this to be a less offensive term to use, because "God Damn" is much too offensive.
(Man hits thump with hammer) "God's cock!!' I smashed my thumb!"
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