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whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!
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Rubbing sweet potato mash on ones male counterparts nut sack and getting one or more ducks to then consume it and clean said nut sack.
He Shure is getting her sweet potato pie tonight.
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When you go down on your partner in Guelph, ON AND as they climax, you slam a rhubarb pie (can be other fruit, but juicy rhubarb preferred) in their face.
Royal City Rubarb Pie a 'la mode is when you cum in her face after.
I went on this date last night and I totally wasn't expecting it, but as I was about to cum, he gave me a wicked Royal City rhubarb pie. It was the best I ever had.
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When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.
Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie
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when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.
the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.
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Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!
Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?
Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
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An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck
Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds
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