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Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
a dragon known to be from the maquezmo tribe, gets his loot stolen in fornite and continues to rawr and breathe fire when angry, swears at you and even runs after you too.
oh no that can't be its a its a maquezmodo dragon
When someone gets black out drunk and pukes and shits them self at the same time #doitforstate
Hannah did the dirty dragon at the party last night
This is for the ladies for when you got a sinus cavity filled to the brim with snot, you give a guy head and when he cums, blow it out your nurse sound along with the snot.
Kelli sucked Tony's dick while she had the flu and when he nutted, she puffed the double dragon right out of her nose
Battling an opioid addiction.
I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.
Noahs lovely meatlug dragon its everyone’s favourite
“Noah’s Slock Dragon holds emotional value to me”