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One who likes to drink the piss from the urinal in a gay club.
Look at that trough pig lapping up my piss
where one chases a wet pig through a field and tries to mount it
hey you guys wanna play slippery pig out back
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!
My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.
The cutest animal on Earth.
Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)
A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."