The definition of Civil War Rizz is when a white man in a George Washington hat grabs his 4th cousin once removed at uses the Civil War or Colonial Rizz then precedes to go home and two of his prized captives give him a Deep Dark Sleep
Damn I sure used my civil war rizz today but I had another Deep Dark Sleep
When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
When you are taking a piss and need to shit
Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts
A massive argument in the comment section.
Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.
Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.
Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass
Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose