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chris

chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!

molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”

by a-sheisty March 16, 2022


Chris

Someone who is nice

Chris after he does something cool: I’m nice
Everyone else: Chris Nice!

by Xxx_blaze_it_michael_xxX October 21, 2019


chris

depressed

Chris is depressed

by x Frasy x January 23, 2019


Chris

One of the uglies boys you could ever meet. Chris is usually the gay one in a group of friends and everyone hates them

Kid 1: fuck here comes Chris

Kid 2 : noooo I Hate hanging out with him

by Big boi 85 October 24, 2019


Chris

Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x

“Chris is a sick cunt

by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022


Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms January 29, 2018


chris

a nice name but a really cheap person

cheap

chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person

by Borderjumper89 September 10, 2022