chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
Chris after he does something cool: I’m nice
Everyone else: Chris Nice!
One of the uglies boys you could ever meet. Chris is usually the gay one in a group of friends and everyone hates them
Kid 1: fuck here comes Chris
Kid 2 : noooo I Hate hanging out with him
Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt”
Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”
a nice name but a really cheap person
cheap
chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person