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An Alex is someone that seems too stupid to manipulate anyone yet uses girls and friends until he gets bored. Will say anything to get what he wants (usually sex) and is overall a first class disappointment. Has no emotional intelligence due to the fact he was never loved as a child.
“Had sex with an Alex last night... he finished first and then left...”
A boy who keeps kids under 10 in his basement (he has over 800)
Me: Alex has over 800 kids in his basement now
Friend #1: I know.
A boy that is very sexy and gets all the ladies and doesn’t fail no nut November and is a god at all games destroyers all fortnite fagots.
Alex will 360 no scope you in the forehead.
Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
5’11” in 8th Grade (Getting Taller)
Huge muscles (also Known as Big Al)
Does not like his friends GF’s (could bag them)
Can posterice Greg (easily)
Once ate 20 donuts at one moment (1 sec)
Alex is one hot motherfucker!
pussy ass bitch. your father will end up blocking him on instagram.