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chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it

i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday

by cock!?! March 15, 2021


Banana language

Banana language is hard to learn and understand the only word in banana language is banana but you say it differently each time you say a word.

"I can speak banana language (:"

by Banana site May 8, 2022


Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.

I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!

by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024


Banana smoothie is not an apple pie

A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.

Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.

Hey bro, did you know that Banana smoothie is not an apple pie?

by Bro with the words December 19, 2023


Banana piping

When you angle your penis to enter in a curved manor

“ omg! Brad was banana piping the shit out me last night!”

by BananaGod January 11, 2021


Ground banana

Vertically challenged banana variety that grows close to the ground on vines.

Those are some mighty fi e ground bananas you got there.

by SEFICO April 19, 2021


banana bong

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

by SmokeMidEveryDay July 17, 2017