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A nickname for Philadelphia, a city with roughly 1 murder a day.
The Liberty Bell is in the City of Brotherly Murder
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A division split up between the rich kids and the poor kids.
One word sums this hell hole up: Sluts n' Hoes. Come here if you like cheap pot and cheap women. Teen pregnancy is 30% of the population there. Note: preps WILL be stomped on.unless you play football. then you are basically glorified, and all the hoes n' sluts want you. freshman guys: good luck getting girls, cause they wont look at you if you dont have a car, which you dont unless you failed like half the people in your grade. Have fun. and if you are white, make sure you are wigger or skater, unless your a prep who plays football. then you might be ok.
hi, im john i just moved here. do you like my khakis from Abercrombie?
guy: do you play football(yo)
John: no
BAM!!!!
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After living in Brooklyn All my life, The only thing I could say is that I would rather live in a trashcan. This is absolutely the worst place in the world for me. I hate every single aspect of this depressing, downfilled, shitty, sacrcastic excuse for a city.
"Children in Africa are starving every day and live on landfill sites"
"Well... at least it's better than New York City.
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The fabled "Rip City Jerks" is a young group of kids who have proclaimed themselves "the queens of Portland jerking", and have taken up the dance certainly known as "jerkin".
This "jerkin" can be best described as seeing a group of people(usually jungle bunnys) skip around in place like a ballarina as they listen to their pathetic excuse for music (see: jerkin' music). they claim Rip City (Portland Oregon) and are from parkrose highschool.
They go around doing their little fairy dance thinking its cool but unbeknown st to them, dressing like little 80's rock posers has already been done before. Black youth doesen't see that the so called "gear" is fashion taken from the techno age.
Many of them have taken up the name i(insertnamehere), which is taken from Apple Inc. and is copyrighted. the jerks are currently involved in two $120,000 lawsuits, one with Apple and the other is a a copyright infringement by the HoM (Homosexuals of America) for wearing the fairy rainbow colors that many have come to associate as "gay colors". This the HoM say Rip City jerks: "makes them look bad as altough they are butt pirates, they are no where near as gay as Rip City jerks or the jerking movement as a whole" HoM spokesperson Mike Hunt reported.
In conclusion, they're just some poorch monkey doin their lil rain dance tryin to get chicks. FUCK TAYLOR GANG, AND FUCK JERKING!
Man1: "who are those spearchucking fairys doing that rain dance over there?"
man2: "i believe the gay rights parade is in town, i mean look at the fruity colors!"
Jerk: NAW NIGGA WE RIP CITY JERKS CUZZZZZ we get off nigga its wat we do nigga rip city! taylor gang! we jerks and we stay jerkin!
Man1: "fag"
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A disgusting City in the Northeastern region of the United States filled with trash and the most obnoxious annoying people you will ever meet. The city is also well overcrowded and reeks of an unknown but unbearable stench.
I don't want to go to New York City. It's dirty and the traffic is terrible.
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Jobless shit hole filled with cum swapping transvestites. Nestled in west Tennessee it is the cousin fucking capital of the U.S. .
Thank god I'm not from Union city Tennessee
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The livest secondary school in London. Girls got pregnant in year 7 and the mandem brought shanks to school like it was nothing. The school was run by a gang called M.S.- Muslim Squad and we smacked up anyone that wanted it.
Boy: Did you see what happened in City Heights Academy
Friend: M.S splashed up some ute I swear
Boy: Oh yes City Heights Academy is run by them I could never get rude to them
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