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Literally the perfect name for a big brother. This guy is always there to provide advice, love, and the feeling of safety. His warm presence will tell your anxieties to fuck off no matter what, and his blazing determination will burn anyone who decided it's a good idea to fuck with you. Daniel is a kind, amazing, and absolutely talented human being and thus should be given the love he deserves. If you have a Daniel in your life, don't be stupid and make sure you tell him how much you love him, the guy deserves it. He might have gone through some shit, some worse than others, but he is still here and standing strong. He deserves to be respected.
"Hey have you heard of Daniel the fox demon?"
"Oh you mean the guy who just won the best big bro trophy?"
"Yes, that's him! Isn't he cool?!"
"Absolutely! I wish i was like him!"
Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."
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a ginger kid that is fake depressed and has dried pizza sauce above his lips and thinks he is funny,
Bruh you literally being a daniel thomas
Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!