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Its your family members that have past that are looking down on you and watching after you.
I HAVE ASKED MY DFC(dead family clan) TO WATCH OVER MY SON WHEN I AM NOT AROUND HIM.
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an intellectually Superior method of saying omae wa mou shindeiru
some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "
you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
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#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.
The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.
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A fucking amazing game made by the makers of gta and gta and those 2 red dead games. With amazing details and lore the only cons are when a stupid glitch doesnt let you play to your fullest or if your a skank and would rather play fortnite you virgin. Scoring a 10/10 for ign the game no one will give 2 shits about in a few weeks red dead redemption 2
Hey red dead redemption 2 onlines out
O boy weres my mums credit card i need some micro transactions for this pay to win game
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Just a funny sound ngl, he just be vibin!
Damn, funny dead grandpa sounds kinda be making me lol
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Left 4 Dead 1.5, "Here's how it should of been". A game assumed to kill of Left 4 Dead, seeing how in the eyes of Valve, Left 4 Dead is an old man because it dropped to 30 dollars in retail stores. Left 4 Dead 2 is a "DLC that was too big" says Valve, so instead they decided to release it as a full game and slap a 50 dollar tag on it and pretend Left 4 Dead was never released. It would be great to have a silenced uzi in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't it?
L4D2 player: "Am I play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2?" *looks at Left 4 Dead 2 CD case* "WHAAT?!"
Valve: So, I heard you want some DLCs from us? Since when did we promise DLCs for Left 4 Dead? *Person shows previous interviews*.
Valve: LEFT4DEAD2 DESERVES TO BE A SEQUEL, I PROMISE! OR....I'LL TRADE YOU DLC FOR 50 DOLLARS!
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