Douche Yacht

Shooting someone with your douche.

Kevin "Yo, last night Devra shot me with her douche after I told her she stank."
Jordan "Daammn yo, you got douche yachted."

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game douche

a douche-bag who always trys to name a better game than the one you are talking about.

I like Forza Motersport 2." "I like Blur better." " Your a game douche" " I know"

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Douche nozzel

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.

1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

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Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

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douche monkey

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

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douche bag

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!

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Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

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