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These mythical worm like creatures are said to live off bacteria that forms in old bottles of douche. Upon use they can travel into the woman's vagina and take up residence, much like an STD.
Jason: Hey Sally; have you ever consider checking your vagina for douche worms?
Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?
Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!
Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.
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Shooting someone with your douche.
Kevin "Yo, last night Devra shot me with her douche after I told her she stank."
Jordan "Daammn yo, you got douche yachted."
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1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.
1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.
2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.
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A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.
I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.
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One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.
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a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!
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A nug that comes out of your stinky nasty cooch when you douche.
You're a douche nug.
A douche nug just came out of me!
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