Edward Handle Hands

A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.

Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.

Dude 2: oh really? Who won?

Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?

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social hand grenade

The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.

Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>

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right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

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cold hand Maggie

(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"

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Double Handed Swan

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.

"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry

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right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

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See my hands

To tell someone you want to fight, wreck, scrap, rumble, etc...

Guy:"You a bitch son"
You:"Nigga see my hands"

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