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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2015


Happy Realization

- a cognitive response, typically by someone of low IQ, of which realizes the simplicity of a seemingly complicated matter.

"After many attempts at screwing in a light bulb, I then realized the correct way to screw in said light bulb was to the right". It is in this moment I am experiencing what is called, "Happy Realization".

by Dave From Work November 11, 2022


soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016


whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.

A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."

by gnome is better October 20, 2023


happiness noises

Sounds one makes when extremely excited and or happy. Originated from a meme.

Person one: Yo, dude, I just asked her out!
Person two: What'd she say?
Person one: She said yes!! *Happiness noises*

by Lilac_Reed August 16, 2021


Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 10, 2015


happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023