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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019


blowing rings

When someones is blowing smoke in the shape of a round rings

Me and jo were smokeing hookah and I was blowing rings non-stop

by dream cacher nm May 14, 2015


Back blow

A sex position; when a person is giving a blowjob to another person whilst the person are on their back.

you're so hot, can i give you a back blow?

by December 26, 2024


blow job amnesia

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When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 21, 2023


Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.

And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.

by QuacksO July 21, 2019


blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.

I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!

by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014


Super Blow

The highest game of football played in front of a large audience in which your home team doesn't make it. If your team didn't make it all the way this year then you can refer to it as the Super Blow.

I won't be watching the Vikings in the Super Blow this year as they choked in New Orleans.

The Super Blow is in February.

by Cubzfans19 January 25, 2010