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Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.
Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.
A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”
I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
Big broad sexy black guy that gets all the girls. He is good at football and basketball and is better than Ryan at everything
Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.
honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical
Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”
Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?
Some who is being Gay-Hitler
Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz