Nice guy and also Charlie’s crush
Charlie: Michael is so cool
Me: okay-
The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.
The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
bro pulling a michael
i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.
A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.
girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky