A shit ORG host with a tendency to be an idiot and act like they have a broom up their ass
Oh that cunt is a real rubber (person), fuck him mates
When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in
Damn, I just had a two person threesome
One’s own individual biscuit.
Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
Someone whose personality makes them repulsive to look at. A personality uggo can be physically attractive, but their personality must ruin any last bit of attractiveness in them.
Rina: Jay is such a personality uggo.
Sarah: But he’s so hot?
Rina: Yeah, but knowing that he likes to wear shirts with hate symbols just ruins everything for me.
A guy who tells you he wants a family, but after he makes a baby with you, he disappears👻
I'm a family type of person, but I left my ex after I ۟m inside her.
A fistfight.
"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”