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Being lazy or doing nothing.
“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”
A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.
« Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.
« Guys, you really need to STOP SHAMING POTATOES ! »
the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss
he's my little potato
They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us
At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor
She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.