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A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have
1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"
Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax
"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"
When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
When a female sits on a Males cock and goes up &down and the cock goes in &out of the pussy TRY IT ITS NICE!
His dick was hard and I was riding it