Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

dad

gone

ur dad

Dad

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

Dad

A fucking noob FA player.
Probably known as BewareofDAD

BewareofDAD

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

Dad

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

Dad

Still going to get milk

My dad is gone getting milk