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The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.
Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!
A person who gets lucky at rainbow six siege and claims it off as “skill” (he is actually ok at siege)
The most powerful image one can experience. Often considered by viewers to be that of legend and/or a euphoric experience.
Can we get a Shirtless Tom in the chat?
The typical bitch boy of the friendship group. Is known for friend zoning himself with every lady he talks to.
Thinks he’s the big man in every situation but really only wears an over sized puffer jacket and air max’s ( pops the bubbles in every shoe tho)
Trim is a solid 2/10 (no wonder he’s in the brother zone)
Jake ‘’ is that’s a tom banks over there ‘’
Hayden ‘’ yes can’t you tell from the puffer jacket and trim’’
Jake ‘’ oh yeah I’ve clocked, another girl without a boyfriend by his side’’
tom Brady lost Superbowl52 so tom brady meme
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
When u send someone a very cheesy dick pic
Person 1: WOAH SOMEONE SENT ME A TOM GRAY
person 2: DAMMM THATS CHEESY AS FUCK