If you searched this, I have lost all faith in humanity because of you
Jacobe: what is urban dictionary
Urban Dictionary: You stupid fuck
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The not so popular but cool member of teen girl squad!
nothing is cool.
What's her face, you can go to a thrift store.
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Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best
#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.
"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
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An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.
Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.
Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*
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A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.
Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
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Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening
Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro
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