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May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
On December the 2nd it is national miss school day
Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd
Jeff: No
Bob: Why
Jeff: It is national miss school day
June 10, National Boyfriend Day, a day to celebrate the man that has made your life the best (or the worst). Really just a celebration for love! (With a man)
John, today is National Boyfriend Day! I love you.
It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched
Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month
In many cases people often use this term as another for Hunting Season.
Hey Cletus it's National Emo Day, time to go kill some low life wastes of oxygen.
On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
it is December 10th. On this national holiday, you respond to anyone who is a boomer (or remotely looks like a boomer) with "Ok boomer." This include school teachers/administration, people working, or any other boomer.
*conversation with teacher*
teacher: Johnny, you have gotten a 69% on the last five tests. Step it up.
student: Ok boomer.
teacher: "DiSrEsPeCtFuL!?!?"
student: It's okay. It's National "Ok boomer" Day.