Random
Source Code

National Ignore Me Day

National Ignore Me Day falls on any day where one is being Ignored by their significant other, or a friend, family member etc.
It is when a person is clearly active and is avoiding your texts, calls, or FaceTimes For whatever reason.

"Must be National Ignore Me Day again, Shawn hasn't texted me back yet ."

by Abelxo28 April 29, 2018


World national bitch day

World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"

Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch

by Hooded_wolf March 17, 2021


National Miss school day

On December the 2nd it is national miss school day

Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd

Jeff: No

Bob: Why

Jeff: It is national miss school day

by JeffandBob1243278943984278 November 11, 2019


National Emo Day

In many cases people often use this term as another for Hunting Season.

Hey Cletus it's National Emo Day, time to go kill some low life wastes of oxygen.

by Mooncricket Killer May 24, 2018

12πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


National grab dick month

It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched

Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month

by I gbc 7tc7tc7g October 3, 2019

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


national eat poop day

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!

Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019

29πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National Ex Day

June 10th A day to post on all social media an Ex that did you dirty GET PETTY !

It’s National ex day? lemme show everyone how wrong he did me ;)

by Kayla&memefriends4lifeand4ever June 8, 2019

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž