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apple computers are shit

by fffuckkk March 16, 2021


Apple Bopper

Obscure Slang
Also Spelled "Apple Bobber"

An Adam's apple, typically but not exclusively in reference to being the giveaway that an induvial who seems female is actually male.

Will: Hey Savanna you think they will know I'm a guy?
Savanna: With that apple bopper you got there yeah. Here wear my scarf.

by Psedogod January 14, 2024


Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021


Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 17, 2023


Gala apple prepuce

This is when the knob head is so freaking ginormous and reddish, that it is called a gala apple prepuce

João: Bro, I know some one in the volleyball team that has the biggest ass dick
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce

by Andreas e João April 02, 2024


Sugared Apple

When one applies some kind of powder to their testicles.

The bald man pulled a 'sugared apple' on stream and got banned.

by Vesticular December 03, 2023


Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 08, 2012