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When someone's foot is close to another person's butthole and let out a huge fart
Josè is asleep but Carlitos ate a huge bowl of frijolitos so Carlitos gets Josès foot near his asshole and HolyGuacamole tye fart was intense. There fore the rumbling toe
When you play Tic Tac Toe on some nice titties
Person 1: Dude you won't believe this
Person 2: What's up bro?
Person 1: She asked me to play some Titty Tac Toe at her house tonight dude!
Person 2: No way bro, Big score for you
A Gazal toe is a genetic deformity inherited at birth. A sign of wisdom, the Gazal toe has been the subject of juvenile bullying for hundreds of years, the first documented Gazal toe was seen on one of the more famous Palestinians of history, a man called Christ...Jesus Christ. As said in the 23rd Revelation of the Bible (only found in the premium edition) "The Gazal toe, gift of god, that of a prophet, will bring wisdom to said receiver, one with a Gazal toe shall not receive gods love, rather one with a Gazal toe is god" Jesus was said to have been loved because of his, but with great love, come hate (newtons third law). Recent study's have shown that a Gazal toe carries brain tissue which is 38 times more dense with neurons than regular head placed brains, this means one with such a 'deformity' is actually blessed with wisdom which regular muggles are not. In conclusion, Gazal toes are a sacred blessing and you should be grateful is you are blessed with one.
Wow, look at Ash's sweaty little Gazal Toe
Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!
When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.
Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.
Something that gets between your toes. It can be dead skin or lint.
"EWW!! Cam has so much toe fuzz!!!
A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’
Toe feltbeat
n. Ice hockey term referring to a deceptive offensive move involving a sweet feint and misdirection. Also a Canadian sexual move.
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You should have seen Oscar’s nice toe drag last night. I love the way that guy sets it up then scores five-hole.
He’s okay on the ice too.