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the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado
She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole
When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.
Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float
A huge faggot that races cars and thinks is cool and a sport. Hes really fat because all he does when racing is sit on his ass and turn left.
That man drives cars and is fat, must be a Trevor Egg.
A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.
Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.
New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."
Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.
An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.
To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.
When someone is looking/seeking something that they'll never find.
"all these base heads out here egg hunting no Easter" "Stop egg hunting lil bro"