When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg
Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!
The most divine food on Earth. Also responsible for the most liked photo on Instagram and on any social media.
Ffs, the most liked pic on Instagram is an egg.
Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!
*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"