Beer muffs

When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles

Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

beer-shooter

When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.

Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".

Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.

Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".

Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".

titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'