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can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
to peel back foreskin on a DICK
Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)
Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
When someone gets hit so hard, they drop where they stand without folding.
"Damn Joe, did you see Gray fight that guy? He got canned up!"
Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
Can we appreciate... how much cum he outs in us.
A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.
My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.
2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.
4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.