Fire Down Below

A phrase used for a uncommon sexual manuever. "Fire Down Below" is accomplished only by setting a females pubic area on fire, and then extinguishing the flames with your own semen.

"Yeah, she wanted to get kinky, so I pulled out the Zippo, lit her shit on fire, then put it out with my cum. Perfect execution man."

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fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon

Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

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My House is on Fire

An innuendo suggesting a sudden salacious arousal.

Example 1 "Hey Marie-Ann, did you see Todd today, he's so hot that my house is on fire!!!"

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European Fire Drill

A European Fire Drill is when you go to a crowded place with your friends and rotate the Instructor and the Student, the Instructor points out a guy, the Student runs to the guy and knocks him out cold in one punch then bolts for the door with his friends clearing the way.

I saw a dude get knocked the fuck out when I was out last night, I wondered if he deserved it or if it was a European Fire Drill.

Friend: Dude, no one has a reason to hit you?
Dude: No.
Friend: *laughs* You got European Fire Drilled

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liar liar pants on fire

" teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted." <- greatest translation error ever!!!!

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.

(Example should include the word "liar liar pants on fire")

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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)

1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom

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Irish Fire Drill

Pulling a fire alarm in a crowded bar for no apparent reason.

When we were hanging out at O'Brian's the other night and Ryan McMurphy was just standing there, quietly drinking his Guinness, I should have known he was about to pull an Irish Fire Drill.

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