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astonished, flabergasted, surprised
jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that
1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
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John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
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John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
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John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
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A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!
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Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).
Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.
If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.
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Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.
Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.
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Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"
Check out that fine women over there, "Thank you baby Jesus!"
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a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james
Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!
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