bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
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An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.
An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
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another name for a Newport cigarette
I'm out of cigarettes, but the only thing Jamal smokes are bro-ports so I got to head out to the store.
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Bro-file is a term used in the Military when the soldiers get a doctorβs note to prohibit them from wearing a gas mask, because they have a beard from not being able to shave like a regular person due to a skin disease. The African American soldiers usually get this type of disease.
I have a beard, I can't wear the gas mask because I won't get a good seal. My Doctor gave me a BRO-FILE, so I don't have to wear it in training.
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an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.
"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"
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ok bro means very good , very ok , ok
Nice
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And many other nice things with feeling of warm and fuzzy and the power of friendship.
person 1 : hello there!
person 2 : ok bro
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The male equivalent of a side hoe.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D
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