half-fourth-cousin

Half-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-fourth-cousin is a good person.

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

not half

not at all; in no way.

"the players are not half bad"

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

Saw a person in half

A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.

Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.

Hey Bill, would you be up to saw a person in half later?

Sure, I've always wanted to go to Paris.