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This phrase origionated in the popular GTA video game series. It can be found in one of the radio advertisements for diamonds, in which the voiceover suggests that when your significant other is acting up, you "chill that bitch out with ice" (ice meaning diamond jewelry).
Since its inception, this phrase is now used as a suggestion to somebody whose woman is being irritating or overbearing. It is important to note that when used as a suggestion, this phrase doesn't always mean that somebody should chill their woman out with lavish jewelry, but rather that they should chill her out by any means necessary. This phrase is often used when somebody is extremely fed up with a friend's significant other, and is a way to say that the situation must be taken care of post-haste.
Bob: "Hey man so are we going to hang out on friday?"
Angus: "Sure dude, its been a while since we hung out."
Bob's Girlfriend: "You promised you would take me to Bed Bath and Beyond and then to go see a play and then to do some other immasculating activities."
Bob: "Oh I forgot, sorry hunny."
Angus: "THATS IT, Bob. You need to chill that bitch out with ice before I beat your monkey ass."
This sexual endeavor consists of three steps:
Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.
Frank: I'm getting tired of our normal, bland sex life.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?
or
Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.
A very tasty brand of ice cream.
Do not be confused by all the imitators:
1)hagen dazs
Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.
guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....
stands for shit
Suger Honey Ice Tea
Holy suger honey ice tea!!!!!!
when a man licks your vagina like an ice cream cone #trauma
that dude Jake ice cream cone method me so bad
Licking the icing off the cake means in other words "licking the vagina".
"He was mad because he couldn't lick the icing off the cake".
" I knew all he wanted to do was lick the icing off my cake".
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”