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The Good Humor vehicle that rolls through your neighborhood incessantly while playing a loud jingle. Every 15 secods or so, the music pauses and an excited voice shouts, "HELLO!"
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The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)
I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.
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This sexual endeavor consists of three steps:
Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.
Frank: I'm getting tired of our normal, bland sex life.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?
or
Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.
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An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.
Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story
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Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".
My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.
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This phrase origionated in the popular GTA video game series. It can be found in one of the radio advertisements for diamonds, in which the voiceover suggests that when your significant other is acting up, you "chill that bitch out with ice" (ice meaning diamond jewelry).
Since its inception, this phrase is now used as a suggestion to somebody whose woman is being irritating or overbearing. It is important to note that when used as a suggestion, this phrase doesn't always mean that somebody should chill their woman out with lavish jewelry, but rather that they should chill her out by any means necessary. This phrase is often used when somebody is extremely fed up with a friend's significant other, and is a way to say that the situation must be taken care of post-haste.
Bob: "Hey man so are we going to hang out on friday?"
Angus: "Sure dude, its been a while since we hung out."
Bob's Girlfriend: "You promised you would take me to Bed Bath and Beyond and then to go see a play and then to do some other immasculating activities."
Bob: "Oh I forgot, sorry hunny."
Angus: "THATS IT, Bob. You need to chill that bitch out with ice before I beat your monkey ass."
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A very tasty brand of ice cream.
Do not be confused by all the imitators:
1)hagen dazs
Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.
guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....
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