A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.

A Car's Life is a terrible movie

car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.

"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"

I lvoe cars

A silly way of saying "I love cats"

"Maz I lvoe cars so much"
"Cam please stop talking about cats"

Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.

Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap

car-frontation

when your in traffic trying to make a turn but can't due to a vehicle in the on-coming vehicle in front of you trying to turn in your direction, also blocking your route caused by on coming traffic for them as well, slowing you down yet even longer.

Why are you late for work? "i got into some car-frontation on the way here

car hitler

Did Hitler and Car Hitler meet up in the back rooms. Yes they did under Car Hitler Fastist ideology spears across Car Europe with Car Mussolini loving the idea but in 1945 a rap battle with Eminem led to Car Hitler killing himself later Nikita Grushev and his winions ordering bob the builder to build a wall around east Lego city to keep out the influence of free dental insurance to his workers which something he couldn’t afford

Did you hear Car Hitler shoot himself

Yeah ikr want some Dino nuggets

My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it